3D Tumblr Themes

Not full white....

heliolisk:

amoyed:

urtube:

SO IM AT THE MORGUE AND THIS WOMAN TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my recently deceased husband *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID NOTHING CAUSE HE’S DEAD THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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my favorite is that some of those promo posts actually sound like this

dream-insilk:

foreheadxkisses:

Body comparisons. 

this makes me feel alive

xtremesoccergirl55:

Why does the PSAT always have a reading on Japanese culture, whoever writes these is a total complete weaboo

iiwanow:

Adam Lupton’s paintings show the passing of time as a disorienting blur.

iiwanow:

Adam Lupton’s paintings show the passing of time as a disorienting blur.

niick4:

too-kawaii-to-die:

inlarryithrust:

bitterboob:
i can’t handle the bald guy he doesn’t even try

oh my gosh it’s back

I laughed at this for like an hour the first time it was on my dash

niick4:

too-kawaii-to-die:

inlarryithrust:

bitterboob:

i can’t handle the bald guy he doesn’t even try

oh my gosh it’s back

I laughed at this for like an hour the first time it was on my dash

closettherapist:

trillgamesh:

firefoxshawty:

andrusi:

weeaboobs:

senpaitheking:

That’s not cool Tumblr and you know it, you’re basically forcing people to agree to this bullcrap. 

of course they’re forcing you to agree. if you’re gonna use their services then you have to abide by their rules.

yeah, that’s why it’s called “terms of service”

because they will let you use their service if you agree to their terms

What is the point in forcing you to agree if there is only one option that is so stupid it’s like a presidential election with 1 candidate a complete farce to be honest

Are you guys just not familiar with how websites in general tend to work

"I would like to buy a hamburger."

"Ok, that costs $1."

"I don’t want to pay that."

"Then you can’t have a hamburger."

"Why are you forcing me to agree to this? You’re only giving me one option!"

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